I was reading something from a blogger just now about them starting a big new job. Some slightly clipped excerpts:

It starts off with “Hi, everyone! Okay, I’ve been waiting to exhale for some time now…and I finally have!!! Last night was my one week anniversary…and the good news is, I’m still employed! (I think)”

Then goes into detail on the on the first day. “For the first time in a long time I actually had the sensation that my heart was going to actually penetrate my chest and [land] in front of me…it was beating THAT HARD.”

At the end of day one: “[My friends] had a martini waiting for me when I arrived at 7:30. I’m not a big drinker, but I have to say, that really hit the spot. There was a little dancing and merriment (whatever that means) before I had to [leave for a trip] the next morning. (Good thing they cut me off after one martini!) Another crazy, surreal kind of day.”

So, what do you think? High schooler? Fresh intern? Ditzy girl fresh out of college?
Nope. She’s no Dan Rather for sure.