Things I hate

Ok, time for a little vocabulary lesson, kiddies:

Information Superhighway

Generation X

More things that piss me off

Could some one tell me: What is the point of these??

To date, I have never been physically hurt by a web page, yet people insist on posting these wasteful gifs all over, saying that they're not done yet. The worst ones make some poor metaphor to "Constructing the Information Superhightway" (see above).

NEWS FLASH: The world is under construction, but you don't see a big 'ol sign up there hanging next to the moon flashing Look out, we're not done yet!. If your page is so bad that it needs one of these, fix it, or better yet type this: chmod 600 *. Save yourself some inevitable embarrassment and the rest of us from wasting our time. What's more annoying are pages that have these pictures yet it probably took longer to put in the graphic than it would take to finish the dumb page.

Update: More construction sign rantings

More things I hate to come when something sufficiently pisses me off...

Conclusion: I think I'm going to write a book. I'm going to call it The Generation X guide to doing Internet on The Information Superhighway. I'm going to include a free disk too. Unformatted.

Go ahead back to my page if you're feeling frisky.


Jeff Boulter

"It's hard to work in a group when you're omnipotent." -Q from ST:TNG