{"id":69,"date":"2003-11-17T14:52:30","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T21:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/17\/please-help-me-kill-my-answering-machine\/"},"modified":"2003-11-17T14:52:30","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T21:52:30","slug":"please-help-me-kill-my-answering-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/17\/please-help-me-kill-my-answering-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Please help me kill my answering machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really hate my answering machine. It&#8217;s the type of device you can&#8217;t really try out in the store and you have no idea how well it will work until you get it home.<\/p>\n<p>Ours has a particularly bad interface for indicating when it has messages &#8211; it flashes a light. The light flashes faster when there are new messages, but I can never remember how fast that is, so I can&#8217;t tell if I have new messages or not. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s digital and has this really annoying voice that speaks 3 complete sentences before it actually starts playing the messages. To delete a message, you hit the delete button while the message is playing. Unfortunately, there is no confirmation given when you&#8217;ve deleted a message. If you hit delete when no message is playing, it deletes all the mesages, making it interesting when trying to delete the last message.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t really want to buy another answering machine because I hate the device to begin with. I can never remember how to listen to my messages remotely or what the magic keys are to replay or delete a message from my phone.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is the very limited interface of this throwaway device. What I want instead is a system that uses interfaces I&#8217;m familar with and use every day, like email and the web.<\/p>\n<p>I want a service (or program I can run on my Mac at home) that will take my calls, record them, and then email them to me. Yes, email. Send me a little sound file that I can listen to whenever I want and speed up or slow down. I can save them just like email. <\/p>\n<p>The email would also be accompanied by a website where I could browse messages, review callerID history. I would also be able to browse this site on my Treo instead of messing around with trying to translate phone digits into commands.<\/p>\n<p>This may be asking too much, but it would be nice of the system could actually use voice recognition to translate the message into text. After all, I can read a lot faster than I can listen and some people tend to ramble. I hate trying to write down phone numbers from messages though. Something in my brain doesn&#8217;t quite work right and I can&#8217;t remember 7 numbers long enough to write them down.<\/p>\n<p>When I worked at Microsoft, I tested a system that would email your messages to you. It was really cool. That was 5 years ago. Surely this is possible now.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking at <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.vocpsystem.com\/index.php\">VOCP<\/A>, but I&#8217;m doubtful that I&#8217;ll be able to get it to work on my G4. <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.parliant.com\/\">PhoneValet<\/A> is in the right direction, but doesn&#8217;t answer calls. Plus, I don&#8217;t think the built-in modem is caller-id or voice-capable. Damn. I once bought a Supra Voice-capable modem specifically to try to kill my answering machine, but I don&#8217;t think I ever got it working.<\/p>\n<p>Hi Apple, in your quest to create the ultimate media hub, how about creating iPhone? You&#8217;ve added builtin faxing into Panther, it should be easy, right? You could integrate it in with the whole iLife suite &#8211; AddressBook is a no brainer, but you could do other cool things like Dial-a-Song with iTunes and Macintalk. Please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really hate my answering machine. It&#8217;s the type of device you can&#8217;t really try out in the store and you have no idea how well it will work until you get it home. Ours has a particularly bad interface for indicating when it has messages &#8211; it flashes a light. The light flashes faster &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/17\/please-help-me-kill-my-answering-machine\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;Please help me kill my answering machine&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}