{"id":46,"date":"2003-10-09T09:10:06","date_gmt":"2003-10-09T16:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/09\/help-im-living-in-a-bizarro-world\/"},"modified":"2003-10-09T09:10:06","modified_gmt":"2003-10-09T16:10:06","slug":"help-im-living-in-a-bizarro-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/09\/help-im-living-in-a-bizarro-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Help! I&#8217;m living in a bizarro world!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My new governor is an Austrian bodybuilder\/actor, my dotcom company is <a href=\"http:\/\/news.com.com\/2100-1030_3-5088491.html?tag=nefd_top\">making tons of money<\/a>, and the Red Sox have won 4 straight playoff games. <\/p>\n<p>Now, I think these are all good things, but they&#8217;re making me suspicious again that the apocalypse is near.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new governor is an Austrian bodybuilder\/actor, my dotcom company is making tons of money, and the Red Sox have won 4 straight playoff games. Now, I think these are all good things, but they&#8217;re making me suspicious again that the apocalypse is near.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}