{"id":298,"date":"2005-08-31T17:16:06","date_gmt":"2005-09-01T01:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/?p=298"},"modified":"2005-08-31T17:16:38","modified_gmt":"2005-09-01T01:16:38","slug":"more-non-news-worlds-oldest-person-is-now-someone-slightly-younger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/31\/more-non-news-worlds-oldest-person-is-now-someone-slightly-younger\/","title":{"rendered":"More Non-News: World&#8217;s Oldest Person is Now Someone Slightly Younger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20050830\/ap_on_re_eu\/obit_oldest_person\">The World&#8217;s oldest person died the other day<\/a>. She was 115. This would be interesting if she was the oldest person who ever lived, but she was<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guinnessworldrecords.com\/index.asp?id=48373\"> a full 7 years shy of that record<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So now the oldest person goes to someone else who is a month younger. She&#8217;ll probably die soon too, and another article will be written with the exact same headline and the cycle will continue. Guess what people &#8211; there will always be a world&#8217;s oldest person and they will always die. This is not interesting news.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I really hope I don&#8217;t live to 115, unless they have artificial replacement <strong>everythings<\/strong> for my body in 2089. I can only hope that our robot overlords will be so kind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The World&#8217;s oldest person died the other day. She was 115. This would be interesting if she was the oldest person who ever lived, but she was a full 7 years shy of that record. So now the oldest person goes to someone else who is a month younger. She&#8217;ll probably die soon too, and &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/31\/more-non-news-worlds-oldest-person-is-now-someone-slightly-younger\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;More Non-News: World&#8217;s Oldest Person is Now Someone Slightly Younger&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}