{"id":268,"date":"2005-06-05T18:55:16","date_gmt":"2005-06-06T02:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/02\/southern-comfort\/"},"modified":"2005-06-05T18:57:34","modified_gmt":"2005-06-06T02:57:34","slug":"southern-comfort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/05\/southern-comfort\/","title":{"rendered":"Southern Comforts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anne must have been feeling a bit punchy on our trip to New Orleans because she kept saying funny stuff. Here&#8217;s my favorites:<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/content\/Photo_052805_002.jpg' width=200 alt='' align=right \/><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Yummmmmmmm!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nHer single word reaction to her first beignet, before even her first bite was complete<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;d live here it was colder.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nRuling out the possibility of ever living here<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;That&#8217;s all you need in your life &#8211; It&#8217;s you, your Treo, and that&#8217;s it.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nIntimidated by the power of my phone<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;This is a really crappy highway.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nComplaning about a particularly bumpy section of &#8220;the 10&#8221; (only people from So. Cal. prefix interstate names with &#8220;the&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Heeeereeeee, Crocodile!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nTrying to call crocodiles out of the swamp and onto the highway so she could see one<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to go to Mississippi, Rob.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nMaking an unusual request<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Because it&#8217;s so disfunctional, we&#8217;ll call it a &#8217;roundabout'&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nSettling the debate over the correct term for a &#8216;rotary.&#8217; This one was disfunctional because it had traffic lights in the middle of it.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m so glad my name is not &#8216;Rumpert'&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nDisplaying a distaste for street names in New Orleans<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;You&#8217;re in Mississippi; people have guns here. Don&#8217;t act weird.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nRepremanding Rob for making a rude gesture at a close-following car<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anne must have been feeling a bit punchy on our trip to New Orleans because she kept saying funny stuff. Here&#8217;s my favorites: &#8220;Yummmmmmmm!&#8221; Her single word reaction to her first beignet, before even her first bite was complete &#8220;I&#8217;d live here it was colder.&#8221; Ruling out the possibility of ever living here &#8220;That&#8217;s all &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/05\/southern-comfort\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;Southern Comforts&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}