{"id":245,"date":"2005-03-10T09:18:49","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T17:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/10\/ok-so-i-didnt-break-a-rib\/"},"modified":"2005-03-10T09:18:49","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T17:18:49","slug":"ok-so-i-didnt-break-a-rib","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/10\/ok-so-i-didnt-break-a-rib\/","title":{"rendered":"OK, So I Didn&#8217;t Break a Rib"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I&#8217;m not a doctor. I would suck at it.<\/p>\n<p>I had to go to the doctor&#8217;s office this morning for some blood work and that went quicker than expected, so I went upstairs and got an appointment to have someone look at my rib. My doctor wasn&#8217;t in today, so I got random doctor X, but he was fine.<\/p>\n<p>He asked me if I had experienced a number of horrifying symptoms, all of which I did not. He felt around and concluded I had a chest contusion, meaning that I tore or fractured some cardilege in my chest. It would heal, but it would be painful in the meantime. He told me to take Ibuprofen. That&#8217;s it. <\/p>\n<p>Well, I feel better about that.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the usual stupidity, there are spiders living in my car. There are spider webs all around the corners on the windshield. I&#8217;m not sure if you can get an exterminator for your car or maybe I should just wait until the stupid spiders die of hunger. There can&#8217;t be much to eat in my car. Then again, this might be a clear sign that I should clean it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I&#8217;m not a doctor. I would suck at it. I had to go to the doctor&#8217;s office this morning for some blood work and that went quicker than expected, so I went upstairs and got an appointment to have someone look at my rib. My doctor wasn&#8217;t in today, so I &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/10\/ok-so-i-didnt-break-a-rib\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;OK, So I Didn&#8217;t Break a Rib&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}