{"id":101,"date":"2004-01-30T20:20:08","date_gmt":"2004-01-31T03:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/30\/top-10-things-most-often-heard-in-the-boulter-household\/"},"modified":"2004-01-30T20:20:08","modified_gmt":"2004-01-31T03:20:08","slug":"top-10-things-most-often-heard-in-the-boulter-household","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/30\/top-10-things-most-often-heard-in-the-boulter-household\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Things Most Often Heard in the Boulter Household"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. &#8220;You&#8217;re never feeling cheesy!&#8221; &#8211; Anne, irrationally upset at Jeff&#8217;s lack of desire for cheesy scalloped potatoes.<br \/>\n9. &#8220;What do you want to do today?&#8221; &#8220;I dunno, what do you want to do today?&#8221; &#8211; Either of us on most weekends<br \/>\n8. &#8220;Meeoooowww&#8221; &#8211; self explanatory<br \/>\n. &#8220;Did you read my blog?&#8221; &#8211; Jeff, demanding attention again<br \/>\n7. &#8220;You stole all the blankets&#8230; again!&#8221; &#8211; Anne, who doesn&#8217;t pull hard enough<br \/>\n6. &#8220;What do you want for dinner?&#8221; &#8220;I dunno, what do you want for dinner?&#8221; &#8211; Typical evening conversation<br \/>\n5. &#8220;Nobody is calling&#8221; &#8211; Answering machine notifying us of no caller id<br \/>\n4. &#8220;I gotta pick out my clothes&#8221; &#8211; Anne, who needs to announce this every night<br \/>\n3. &#8220;I&#8217;m going in the hot tub&#8221; &#8211; Anne, in another of her nightly rituals<br \/>\n2. &#8220;What are you doing, Jeff?&#8221; &#8220;Nothing&#8221; &#8211; Anytime Jeff is near a computer<br \/>\n1. MEEEEOOWW!!! MEOOOWWW!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. &#8220;You&#8217;re never feeling cheesy!&#8221; &#8211; Anne, irrationally upset at Jeff&#8217;s lack of desire for cheesy scalloped potatoes. 9. &#8220;What do you want to do today?&#8221; &#8220;I dunno, what do you want to do today?&#8221; &#8211; Either of us on most weekends 8. &#8220;Meeoooowww&#8221; &#8211; self explanatory . &#8220;Did you read my blog?&#8221; &#8211; Jeff, &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/30\/top-10-things-most-often-heard-in-the-boulter-household\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;Top 10 Things Most Often Heard in the Boulter Household&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/boulter.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}