You can never be too prepared in the 10th safest city in America. After a recent distressing incident, I decided it was time to arm myself. So if anytime things aren’t bending your way, I’m now your gun for hire. Especially if you need something heated to 760 OR 920 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s right, I …
I’ve finally found it – the most obnoxious personal home page in existence. Oh boy. Bonus points to the first person to identify the midi song.
One thing I’ve never really gotten used to on the west coast is how people go to meetings. Today was a perfect example. I had a meeting at 1 pm and I arrived a few minutes early, because that’s what you do when attending meetings with people from the east coast. There were some people …
In light of recent events, I think it can be finally proven that Michael and Janet Jackson are NOT the same person. Then again, maybe Michael has had more surgery than just his nose… Traffic hit an all-time high on news on Monday. A little nudity goes a long way.
I did. Our cat, former 20th cutest object in the universe, is an indoor cat. The apartments he ‘grew up’ in were not suitable for him visiting the outside world. Since we now live in a house, with a small yard, occasionally we let him wander outside for a bit to eat some grass and …
When my computer starts acting really funky, I’m pretty good at reformatting the disk and reinstalling Windows or MacOS or whatever. It seems that this will work even if your computer is on Mars.
Well, that’s not exactly true. There were a whole theater of people who shared this distinction with me. It was surprisingly full actually. After a long day of geocaching, we stopped to grab dinner when we decided to see what movies were playing across the street. Low and behold, Return of the King was playing …
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10. “You’re never feeling cheesy!” – Anne, irrationally upset at Jeff’s lack of desire for cheesy scalloped potatoes. 9. “What do you want to do today?” “I dunno, what do you want to do today?” – Either of us on most weekends 8. “Meeoooowww” – self explanatory . “Did you read my blog?” – Jeff, …
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I just got a gift certificate from Amazon in the amount of $34 for doing just about nothing. A coworker mentioned a few months back about how he put up some links somewhere on a web page to Amazon under their referral program and he just gets money everytime someone clicks a link and buys …
What would happen if you ate only at McDonalds for a month? Luckily, someone else has performed this stupid human trick for you.