I’ve found it
I’ve finally found it – the most obnoxious personal home page in existence. Oh boy. Bonus points to the first person to identify the midi song.
Archive of entries posted by Jeff Boulter
Meetings on the West Coast
One thing I’ve never really gotten used to on the west coast is how people go to meetings. Today was a perfect example. I had a meeting at 1 pm and I arrived a few minutes early, because that’s what you do when attending meetings with people from the east coast. There were some people …
In light of recent events
In light of recent events, I think it can be finally proven that Michael and Janet Jackson are NOT the same person. Then again, maybe Michael has had more surgery than just his nose… Traffic hit an all-time high on news on Monday. A little nudity goes a long way.
Who Let the Cats Out?
I did. Our cat, former 20th cutest object in the universe, is an indoor cat. The apartments he ‘grew up’ in were not suitable for him visiting the outside world. Since we now live in a house, with a small yard, occasionally we let him wander outside for a bit to eat some grass and …
I could be a NASA Engineer
When my computer starts acting really funky, I’m pretty good at reformatting the disk and reinstalling Windows or MacOS or whatever. It seems that this will work even if your computer is on Mars.
Yes, I’m the last person on earth to see “Return of the King”
Well, that’s not exactly true. There were a whole theater of people who shared this distinction with me. It was surprisingly full actually. After a long day of geocaching, we stopped to grab dinner when we decided to see what movies were playing across the street. Low and behold, Return of the King was playing …
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Top 10 Things Most Often Heard in the Boulter Household
10. “You’re never feeling cheesy!” – Anne, irrationally upset at Jeff’s lack of desire for cheesy scalloped potatoes. 9. “What do you want to do today?” “I dunno, what do you want to do today?” – Either of us on most weekends 8. “Meeoooowww” – self explanatory . “Did you read my blog?” – Jeff, …
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Jeff’s Amazon Links
I just got a gift certificate from Amazon in the amount of $34 for doing just about nothing. A coworker mentioned a few months back about how he put up some links somewhere on a web page to Amazon under their referral program and he just gets money everytime someone clicks a link and buys …
Super Size Me
What would happen if you ate only at McDonalds for a month? Luckily, someone else has performed this stupid human trick for you.
Solar Paint
What we need is solar paint. Something you can paint on your car, let it bake in the sun all day in a parking lot, and have at least enough power generated to toast a bagel or something. It would certainly be prettier than this. It would have to be conductive, so you’d just plug …