More Non-News: World’s Oldest Person is Now Someone Slightly Younger

The World’s oldest person died the other day. She was 115. This would be interesting if she was the oldest person who ever lived, but she was a full 7 years shy of that record. So now the oldest person goes to someone else who is a month younger. She’ll probably die soon too, and …

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Quote of the Day

“I was going to the Superdome and then I saw the two-mile line. I figure if I’m going to die, I’m going to die with cold beer and my best buds.” — Tony Peterson, a 42 year-old musician planning to stay on Bourbon Street through Hurricane Katrina

Advice to parents-to-be from a non-parent

It seems that every day lately one of my friends announces that they’re having a kid. That’s great. Some of them even ask me for advice. That’s scary, especially since I might still be closer to being a kid than having one myself. But that won’t stop me from giving some advice anyway. I’ve never …

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