I think I’m going to vote for Schwarzen-whatisit for Governor. I have no idea if he’s qualified or would do a good job, I just know it’s going to be damn entertaining to watch this guy try to run the state. I have no plans to be a permanent resident of California anyway, so bring on the fun! If he screws things up more than they already are, there’s one more reason to move back to New England.

So far I’ve enjoyed all the punny headlines the media has come up with – “Total Recall”, “The Governator” and “The Running Man”.