See what happens when you try to cook fish sticks? You get shot.

After my previous bad fish stick experiences, I tried again last weekend. I burnt them to a crisp.

But wait! Last night I got some different fish sticks from costco (118 per bag!) and stuck them in the regular oven rather than the toaster and they came out ok! They were edible! So maybe you can cook fish sticks, but they will only work 1/4 of the time.