The World’s oldest person died the other day. She was 115. This would be interesting if she was the oldest person who ever lived, but she was a full 7 years shy of that record.
So now the oldest person goes to someone else who is a month younger. She’ll probably die soon too, and another article will be written with the exact same headline and the cycle will continue. Guess what people – there will always be a world’s oldest person and they will always die. This is not interesting news.
Personally, I really hope I don’t live to 115, unless they have artificial replacement everythings for my body in 2089. I can only hope that our robot overlords will be so kind.
The oldest person in the world tends to die often. Very strange conspiracy.
Something like 20% of the people who have ever lived have never died, and I’m one of them!