It’s been a while since I’ve seen some good ASCII art, but I just got this spam.
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Brilliant! Those spam filters are going to have to get a lot smarter.
Wow! That’s a great idea. Bayesian image recognition anyone?
That or spammers are going to try to sell me ASCII Snoopy calendars.
Cool. X drug for only $y. How do I get it? Hmm, no link for me to go to. No phone number to call. Oh well — delete.