In light of recent events, I think it can be finally proven that Michael and Janet Jackson are NOT the same person. Then again, maybe Michael has had more surgery than just his nose…
Traffic hit an all-time high on news on Monday. A little nudity goes a long way.
They had to put all the stuff they took off his nose somewhere.
(Also, it sort of explains the support brace.)
What’s more shocking is how much of a big deal everyone made out of this. C’mon, it’s a breast. There are billions of them everywhere. Get over it, people!