February 11, 2004 by Seek or Swim
This one is so close to home that I walked here. My story: See those trees? This is the location of the original Keebler elves' bakery. The structure is where they sold their goodies -- until they went big time and moved their production facilities to a much larger grove and changed their distribution channel from this roadside stand to nationwide groceries.
Everyone knows that the Keebler elves bake in a hollow tree. I don't see any hollow trees big enough for baking around here. Plus, the elve's website lists their address as One Hollow Tree Lane, Elmhurst, IL. That's a couple of thousand miles away and way too far for elves to walk.
Posted by jeff at January 22, 2005 04:58 PM