ASCII art reborn

July 20th, 2005 | Jeff Boulter | General

It’s been a while since I’ve seen some good ASCII art, but I just got this spam.

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   ssyouIhop  eyo              uar  edo                               ingwell     havean          icedayh
 ell      odo                  yo                                    us  t ill  =re   mem        ber    me
 Im        iss yo    uIhope    yo   ua    redo                       in  g      we     ll        ha     vea
 ni            ce   day   he   ll   od  oyo  ust                      ill=            rem        emb    erm
 eI            mi         ssy  ou   Ih  op                              eyoua      redoi          ngwellhav
 ea            ni   cedayhell  od   oy   oustill                         =  re    mem               ber meI
 mis       syo uI  hop     ey  ou   ar        edo                   ing  w  ell  ha               ve    ani
  ceda  yhel   lo  do    yous  ti   ll  =re    me                    mb  e  rm  eI       m  i s   syo uIho
    peyouar    ed   oingwe llh ave  an   icedayh                      ellodoy  oustill=rem  emb    ermeI
                                                                        mi                                                                  

ss         yo uIh                                                     op         eyo             uaredoi
ngw       ell hav                                                  eaniceda    yhellod          oyoustill
 =r      eme                                                      mbe rm eIm  iss   you         Ih
 ope     yo   uar    edoin      gwel lh   av ean   iceda           yh el      l      od         oyousti
  ll=   rem   emb  erm   eIm  issy ouIh   ope    you   are          doin            gw         ellhavean
  ice   day   hel        lod  oy     ou   st           ill            =reme      mber                  me
   Imi ssy    ouI  hopeyouar  ed     oi   ng     wellhavea            ni ced   ayh                     el
    lo do     you sti     ll  =r     em   em    ber     me        Im  is  sy  ouI             hop      ey
    ouare     doi  ng    wel  lhav  ean   ic     ed    ayh        ell od oyo ust  ill=re  me   mbermeImi
     ssy      ouI  hopeyo  ua   redo in   gw     ellhav  ean       icedayh   ellodoyoust  ill    =reme
                                     mb                               er
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ho        pey             ou  are                                       doin         g              wel
lha       vea             ni  ced                                     ayhellod      oy           oustill=
 rem     emb              er                                         meI mi ssy   ouIh           op    eyo
  ua     re    doingwe    ll  hav  ean    ic  edayhell odoyo          us ti         ll          =re     me
  mbe   rme   Imi    ss   yo  uIh  ope    yo   uar  edoi  ngw          ellh         av           ea    nic
  eda   yh        ellod   oy  ous  til    l=   re    me    mb            ermeI      mi            ssyouIho
   pey oua    redoin gw   el  lha  vea    ni   ce    da    yh            el  lo     do               y  ou
    st il     l=     re   me  mbe  rm     eI   mi    ss    yo        uI  ho  pe     yo           ua    red
    oingw     el    lhav  ea  nic  eday  hel   lo    do    yo        ust il l=r     em      em    bermeIm
     iss       youIh  ope yo  uar    edoi ng   we    ll    ha          veanic       ed      ay     hell
                                                                         od                                                                 

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 syo    uIh                                                           op ey ou      ar          edoing  wel
  lha  vea                                                           nic ed ayh   ello                 do
   yousti     ll=remem   bermeImi    ssyouIho pey     oua             re do         in                gwe
     llh     ave    ani  ced   ayh  ell    od   oyo ust                ill=r        em               emb
    erme        Imissyo  uI     ho     peyoua    redoi                   ngwel      lh               av
   ea  ni     ceday hel  lo     do  yousti ll     =re                    me  mb     er              meI
  mi    ssy  ou     Iho  pe     yo  ua     re   doi ng               we  ll  ha     ve             ani
ceda     yhe llo i doyo  us     ti  ll=  remem ber  meIm              is sy ou      Ih      op     eyo
ua        re   doing  we ll     ha    vean   iced     ay               h el l       od      oy     ous
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 embermeI   missyouI    hopeyoua        redoingw ellha    veaniced   ayhellod  oyo    ust       ill=rem emberm   eImissyo   uIhope  youared
 o     in   gw    ell  hav   ean         ic   eda   yhe  lla    odo  you   sti ll=    re        mem   ber   me  Imi    ssy  ouI    hop    ey
  ouaredo   in    gwe  ll     ha         ve    an    ic     edayhel  lo     do  you  st         il    l=    re  me      mb  er     meImissyo
 uI    ho   pe    you  ar     ed         oi    ng    we   llh   av   ea     ni   ce day         he    ll    od  oy      ou  st     il
l=     re   me    mbe  rm     eI         mi    ss    yo  uI     ho   pe     yo    uare          do    in    gw  ell     ha  ve     an     ic
edayhellod  oy    ous  till=reme        mbe   rme   Imi  ssyouIhope  yo    uar     ed           oi    ng    wel  lhaveanic  eda     yhellodo
  yous   ti ll     =r    emem  b         er    me    Im    issy   ou Ih     op    ey            ou    ar    ed     oing     we        llha
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Brilliant! Those spam filters are going to have to get a lot smarter.



3 Responses to “ASCII art reborn”

  1. Dave Says:

    Wow! That’s a great idea. Bayesian image recognition anyone?

  2. jr Says:

    That or spammers are going to try to sell me ASCII Snoopy calendars.

  3. Miles Says:

    Cool. X drug for only $y. How do I get it? Hmm, no link for me to go to. No phone number to call. Oh well — delete.

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